If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchase $1000 of shares in AIG you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.
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