Three couples are trying to get into the local church. On of the requirements is to abstain from sex for one month. After a month, the three couples come back to report on their progress. The first couple says they didn't have sex, so the pastor welcomes them to the church gladly. The next couple says they didn't have sex, but it was very difficult so the husband had to sleep on the couch for the last week. They are also allowed into the church. Then the pastor turns to the third couple. "Have you remained chaste for the last month?" he asks. "Well, I am sorry but we didn't make it," the husband said. "We tried but failed. She dropped a can of paint the other day and when she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't help myself and we did it right there." "Well I am sorry, my son, but you and your wife cannot be permitted to join the church", says the Pastor. "We understand," the husband says. "We aren't allowed in the Home Depot anymore either."
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