A vantrilliquist was driving down an old country road when he runs out of gas. He then walks up to a farm and sees an old farmer out in his field. The man then walks up to the farmer and asked if he can borrow some gas. The farmer says "sonny gas in these parts aint cheap." The man says "what if i could make your animals talk to you." The farmer says "thats bullshit. The man says "well look at those chickens." The man then throws his voice and the chickens say "we like the farmer because he gathers our eggs everyday." The farmer shakes his head and says "thats bullshit". The man then throws his voice to the cows and they say"we like the farmer because he milks us everyday". The farmer looks confused and once again says "Thats Bullshit". The man then says "well look at those sheep" the farmer then says real quick "you better not believe a word them sheep say, they liars!"
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