A man named James was driving down the road and saw a sign that said "Peaches All Flavors". So James pulled over to check it out. James asked the guy at the stand "What does your sign mean?" He said "Well its pretty much what you read, 'Peaches All Flavors'. He smiled. So James said, "Okay, get me a peach that taste like cherry." He went to the back and got James a peach. It Looked just like a regular peach. But when James took a bite it tasted just like a cherry. So he said "Okay, now get me a peach the taste like... peanut butter and jelly." The man went to the back again. He took a few minutes, He came back with a peach. Looked just like any other peach. James took a bite and it tasted like peanut butter. James said "Haha, No jelly!" He said "Flip it over..." So James did and it tasted just like jelly. James then decided to be creative and thought he should come up with a flavor that couldn't exist, so he said "Great, now go get me a peach that taste like.. pussy." The man said "Hmm ok." He went to the back and took a few minutes. He brought James a peach. It looked like an ordinary peach just like the other two. He proceeded to take a bite and when he did he spit it out and yelled "THIS TASTE LIKE COMPLETE AND UTTER SHIT!" The man laughed laughed and said "Flip it over!"
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