So everyone knows the Lion is the king of the jungle. One day his advisers come to him and they say, "sire, we have a population problem, there are too many animals and not enough food, what shall we do?" The Lion proclaims that every male animal shall have his willie chopped off and be given a receipt for it so that after some years they may return to claim it. Sure enough, the scheme works, the jungle population is back under control, so the Lion sends heralds proclaiming all males to come and receive their former dicks. At the queue all the animals are talking. "I can't wait to get my dick back, its been so terrible without it." "My wife is going to be sore for weeks!" And so on. But there is one animal in line just giddy with excitement. The rabbit is jumping up and down declaring to all the other animals that he is going to fuck every other animal once he gets his dick back. The old elephant behind him tells him to calm down, reminds him that he is just a rabbit after all and that his dick can't be that impressive. The rabbit replies, "that is where you are wrong, I won a game of poker last night and the horse bet his dick receipt.
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