President Obama asked a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead how much it would cost to have sex with them. The redhead said, "$200". The brunette said, "$100". The blonde replied, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get your dick as hard as the times we're living in now, keep it rising like gas prices and screw me the way you have the retirees, it won't cost you a fuckin penny!
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