A huge guy walks into a bar and goes to the smallest guy in there. He karate chops the small guy and says "That was a karate chop from Korea!" The small man not wanting any trouble shakes it off and returns to his drink. A little while later, the big guy walks to the same small guy and *WHACK* he hits him again and says "That was a karate chop from China!" Again, the small man shakes it off but this time leaves the bar. A few minutes later he returns and *THUD*, the big man falls to the floor unconscious. The small man looks at the bartender and says "When the dumbass wakes up, tell him it was a crowbar from Sears."
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