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Friday, June 17, 2011

Immigrant's admission

Do you speak English?
-Yes
Name?
-Adolf Bumin
Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
No, I mean..male or female?
-Yes, male, female and sometimes camels.
Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep... Animals in general.
Oh dear.
-No, deer runs too fast.

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