Too much Call of Duty

You know you play too much Call of Duty when:
You hit the deck and yell 'GRENADE!' When you hear something fall next to you.
You yell at your co-workers, ' Cover me, I'm reloading!' When you run out of staples.
You grab your boss's briefcase, open it for 5 seconds, throw it out of the window and say, 'Bomb diffused, Good job team!'
You see a airplane in the sky and yell 'Enemy AC130 Above!'
You see someone get hit by a car and you say, 'Tango down'.
You see a soldier on TV with a M203 attached to his M16 and you turn of the TV 'cause he is a noob.
You run for cover whenever you hear a helicopter.
Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap it's neck.
You finish a magazine then yell, 'Changing mag!'.