Dictionary for women's personal ads

1. ADVENTUROUS: slept with a lot of men.....
2. ATHLETIC: no tits....
3. AVERAGE LOOKING: has a face only a mother can love....
4. BEAUTIFUL: pathological liar....
5. CONTAGIOUS SMILE: does alot of pills....
6. EDUCATED: was fucked alot at college....
7. EMOTIONALLY SECURE: on medication....
8. FEMINIST: fat.....
9. 40 ISH: 49 1/2....
10. FREE SPIRIT: junkie....
11. FRIENDSHIP FIRST: former slut....
12. FUN: annoying.....
13. GENTLE: dull....
14. GOOD LISTENER: autistic....
15. BBW: hugely fat....
16. NEW AGE: body hair problems...
17. OLD FASHIONED: no BJ's or anal...
18. OPEN MINDED: desperate...
19. OUTGOING: loud and embarrassing....
20. PASSIONATE: sloppy drunk...
21. POET: depressed....
22. PROFESSIONAL: bitch...
23. ROMANTIC: frigid...
24. SOCIAL: pussy like a clowns pocket....
25. VOLUPTUOUS: very fat....
26. WANTS SOUL MATE: stalker...
27. WIDOW: murderer