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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Myths busted

Love is in the air? False. Nitrogen,oxygen, argon, and carbon dioxide are in the air.
Life is short? False. It's the longest thing you do.
All men are created equal? False. Explain midgets.
United States is the land of the free? False. The US has more prisioners per capita than any other country in the world.
Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Home is where the heart is? False. The chest cavity is where the heart is. "Shoot for the moon, even you miss you'll land among the stars"? False. The nearest star is 93 million miles from the moon.
Love is all you need? False. You need water and rations.

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