Sister Mary goes into a liquor store, picks up a bottle of vodka and puts it on the counter. The clerk looks at the bottle, then at the nun and says "miss I can not sell you this bottle out of good conscience because you are a nun" sister Mary replies "oh, but it is not for me, you see sister Teresa is a little constipated and this will help her from the pain she has been having the past couple days." "Well alright" says the clerk "as long as you promise that it is just for sister teresa" the nun agrees, and buys the bottle and walks out the door. A few hours later it is time for the clerk to close up shop, he walks to the front door to lock it when he notices some commotion outside. He steps out the door only to find sister mary, drunk as a skunk, with a huge crowd around her. The clerk runs over to her and asks "sister Mary, what happened? I thought that this bottle was to help sister Theresa?" The nun says "It Is! Sister Theresa is going to SHIT her pants when she sees me like this!"
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