About six months ago johns wife died an untimely death. He loved his wife and had been married to her for almost 23 years. One day, John was feeling his oats as well as a little sorry for himself. "It's been so long since I got any," lamented John. "I'm a pretty healthy guy and I'm used to getting a lot of sex," he said. "But now that my wife is dead, I haven't had sex in over six months!" So, he got a crazy idea. "I will just dig up the wife and see what's going on," he thought to himself. So, he did. When he got her out of the ground, he saw that she was only a little flaky around the edges, so he decided to do her like a jackrabbit. Well, pretty soon, he noticed that she was just lying there like a fish and was all cold and clammy. John remarked: "Wow, she hasn't changed a bit!"
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