I went over to my neighbors house the other day, we were sitting on the front porch when their young boy arrived home from school. I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up? "I want to be president!" was his response. So next I asked what do you want to do as president? Again he replied "I want to cloth and feed the homeless." His parents were beaming with pride being democrat. I said why wait you can come over to my house and mow the lawn I'll pay you $50, the we can go to the supermarket and give it to the homeless guy outside. The young boy sat there a while and then said "Why doesn't the hobo get up and come mow your lawn?" I extended my arm and said welcome to the republican party. I haven't heard from the neighbors since.
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