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Sunday, October 2, 2011

Do you miss your wife?...

A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says,"I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

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