Shut dies and goes to hell. As he's wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon. Demon: "Don't be glum, chum.Hell is actually a lot of fun. You a drinking man?" Guy: "Sure, I love to drink." Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays, then.All we do is drink till we pass out." Guy:"That sounds great." Demon: "You a smoker?" Guy: "You better believe it." Demon: "Then you're gonna love Wednesdays–we just smoke our lungs out. And you can't get cancer, 'cause you're already dead." Guy: "Wow, I never realized hell was such a cool place." Demon: "Bet you like to gamble, too." Guy: "Why, yes, I do." Demon: "You'll love Fridays. We have all-day craps games." Guy: "This is amazing!" Demon: "You gay?" Guy: "Uh, no." Demon: "Oooh...you're gonna hate Saturdays.
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