A farmer hires a college student to help out on his farm. The farmer calls him over and tells him to sit down for a chat, so the student does. Farmer: you've worked hard all year son and in appreciation I'm gunna throw you a party! Student: well thank you! Farmer: I hope you can handle a drink cos there's gunna be plenty of drinking goin on. Student: Fuck yeah, I can drink as much as anyone else! Farmer: And I hope you can fight cos there's gunna be fighting. Student: yeah I can handle myself, it won't be a problem! Farmer: And I hope your good in the sack cos there's gunna be aload of shaggin goin on! Student: Yes! I'm lookin forward to gettin some action after all this time! Student: what do you think I should wear? Farmer: Who cares? It's only gunna be me and you.
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